Last month a nice little gathering was planned in our swell little Chinatown.
It was a gathering of some of the community’s finest collection of photo op seekers – all hoping to cash in on the opportunity presented with the Olympics!
Akin to flies attracted to dog poop, popularity-starved politicians had made bee lines to the city of Vancouver, to posture their faces onto the many potential mugshots opportuned with the large international winter sporting event.
One of the happy politicians who was planning a photo op for his electioneering photo album was none other than our prorogue happy Prime Minister, Stephen Harper.
It was a reciprocal and symbiotic photo opportunity.
Vancouver’s photo-op collecting Chinese community unpacked their collective trunks, dusted off, and took out their mothballed finest attire to welcome our nation’s top Prorogugee maker… aka Numba One round eye.

New year’s card from Numba One round eye
The Chinese Cultural Centre’s multi-purpose hall was booked for this key event.
Yes excitement and electricity was in the air. The whole venue, reeked of mothballs and cha-siu.
The keynote number one round eye and his portly right hand scribe, MP Jason Kenney was to meet and greet this crowd of select Chinese photo Props.
The crowd of over 150 waited in anticipation with Mr. Kenney at the CCC multi-purpose hall, and then it happened.
Some friggen S.O.B. chained the doors up, and prevented anyone from entering and exiting the venue.
Oh it was a frustrating scene!
Locked in.
Phone calls were made to the Vancouver Police department, but the police informed the organizers that it was a private matter… and “deal with it yourselves”.
So the clock ticked away.
Minutes passed, then an hour.
They were stuck. Stuck inside a dingy, urine wafted hall. How they must have pined to go outside and enjoy the lovely sunshine.
You see, outdoors in the plaza, in the wonderful unseasonably warm sunny weather, were a bunch of whiny socialist sorts picketing the arrival of numba one round eye.
However, back inside the Chinese Cultural centre hall…
Murmurs of freedom, after an hour and a half, maybe two hours later… the photo-op-desiring crowd was finally freed.
But boy, were they ever royally pissed.
Old numba one round eyes eventually popped by, and was rumoured to only had shown up for a few minutes to take a few photos for material for his upcoming election ad efforts.
Hey you Meesta Happa, you takee picture with me … I okay vote for you. Okay?
Then the blame game started.
Must have been them friggen gawddamn sonabitchee left wing New Democrats came the first pointing finger.
“Was not!” yelled the left wing nut.
“Was so!” yelled the Conservative brown noser.
Shouts of “Kai Dai !” and “dillnama“, and other Chinese swear words wafted over the scent of mothballs.
Hmmmmm.
The UGLY Chinese Canadian wondered, ‘why the Chinese Conservative crowd didn’t call the Fire department?’
After all, is it not a by-law infraction when exit doors are locked?
Not too swift these right wing sorts, eh?
But the funny part was that – as was discovered later, there were other exit doors in the building that were operable and unlocked. But no one had bothered to check the other doors!
Duh.
Here are a few stories that picked up on this sad story of left vs right chinese wing nuts :
http://www.straight.com/article-295841/vancouver/ndp-shown-disrespect-parade-organizers
http://www.canada.com/news/Protesters+chain+doors+centre+ahead+visit/2547807/story.html
http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/national/harper-targeted-by-insite-supporters/article1463956/
http://www.thestarphoenix.com/life/Democrat+wants+apology/2557510/story.html
But that’s not the end of this intriguing story.
There’s more.
The soddy hapless left wing party, the New Democrats (NDP) got blamed. In fact, MP Libby Davies was blamed to be the brains behind this!
We’ll post that on part 2 of Vancouver’s Chinese wingnuts initiate mudslinging.
Never a dull moment in Vancouver’s Chinatown, eh.

