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Q. Hey! Can I become an UGLY Chinese Canadian writer?
A. Yup. Just contact tUCC @ uglychinesecanadian.com, and you too can make Politicians and their Yes-men wince!

Comments presented herewith are the opinion of our readers, and not of the UGLY Chinese Canadian’s. Comments may be edited for brevity and clarity, and generally, we will not correct spelling or grammar mistakes.

Q. Can I use/copy any of the posts & images from this kick ass Blog?
A. Only if you donate to my favourite charity and place weblinks & credit back to our site http://www.uglychinesecanadian.com

Q. What is your favourite Charity?
A. Depends who’s asking.

Q. Why don’t you also celebrate your half-brother‘s German heritage?
A. German folks write ‘Canadian’ with a ‘K’… you know, ‘Kanadian‘. So my fat brother’s name would be “Fat Ugly Chinese Kanadian”
ie: fUCK … and I don’t like the taste of Soap.

Q. Why do you, t UCC, hate Chinese Canadian Politicians so much?
A. I don’t hate them… most of them actually try to do some good. But some of them only pretend to listen.

Q. Are you embarrassed to be Chinese-Canadian?
A. Only if you emblarrassed to be ah Canaydeean.

Q. Do you not feel those offensive eyeglasses further erode our community’s dignity?
A. Compared to what those idiotic Politicians are doing, it’s nothing.

“the UGLY Chinese-Canadian is watching you”

Q. Why do you bother with this Blog?
A. Because Mediocrity thrives on Apathy …and Limelight seekers ask to be in a Goldfish bowl.

Q. Are you, tUCC, against immigration?
A. Immigration is the best thing that happened to Canada. We get fresh ideas and creative synergies. But, when Politicians exploit the system in their vote entrepreneurial efforts, our Nation suffers.

Q. Do you, tUCC, have any immigrant friends? …in fact, do you have any friends at all?
A. Those who know my real identity will know that I spend a lot of time helping immigrants. I firmly believe in facilitating and promoting the best – Ethnic or Not.

Q. Do you, Mr. tUCC, intend to run for public office?
A. Only when fish can ride bicycles.

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the UGLY Chinese Canadian says:
Just say NO to Brown Nosers