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We often hear of an “identity crisis” from Hyphenate-Canadians.

Things like… “am I a Canadjian, or am I an Immigrunt, or am I a Chinee“?

Well, to help assist you in your self discovery, the UGLY Chinese Canadian has prepared the following Quiz to offer you enlightment.

Be Honest, and answer the questions accurately – else you may end up fooling only yourself and your pals.

You need not sweat about our government snagging you and deporting you

…they’re too busy trying to sign up Party memberships and figuring out when the next election call is.

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Are YOU an UGLY Chinese Canadian?

(or, are YOU clever enough to recognize one)?

1. What is this? [careful, it's a tough question]

1. Flag of the United States of Canada
2. A sticker you tack over your products (actually made in Hong Kong)
   
3. A proud symbol officiated by Lester B. Pearson back in 1965

2. A Beaver is: … http://www.uglychinesecanadian.com

1. Something you cook and make into soup
2. Something that pimply teenage males obsess over
3. A buck tooth rodent

3. Tim Horton’s is:

1. A Hockey Player
2. A place where you lower the toilet rim, after you roll up the rim.
3. All of the above

4. MSG is

1. One of Canada’s Main Food Groups
2. A new Political Party in Vancouver
3. A category on UglyChineseCanadian.com: Money, Status & Greed.
   (The reason for existence by some Asians).

5. Flipping is … http://www.uglychinesecanadian.com

1. Something out of the Kuma Sutra
2. What some clowns do to Real Estate (don’t forget to clear cut the trees too)
3. What Chinese-Canadian politicians do with Party alliances

6. Canada’s First Prime Minister was

1. Sir Ronald McDonald
2. Sir Ham Burger
3. Sir Johnny Eh MacDonald

7. A 10 minute workout is … http://www.uglychinesecanadian.com

1. Parallel parking
2. Clever ways to avoid taxes
3. A Chinese-Canadian Politician trying to answer a simple question
4. All of the above

8. The official language of Canada is

1. Punjabi and Chinese, sometimes Ukrainian
2. Cantonese, Taiwanese and Mandarin
3. French and English, depending where in our Nation you’re answering this
4. Any of the above

9. When you visit a Fast Food restaurant, do you

1. Stuff your pockets full with as many napkins and towels
2. Check the expiry date of your coupons before ordering
3. Wonder how you too can employ & enjoy cheap labour
4. All of the above

10. Canada to you means … http://www.uglychinesecanadian.com

1. A place to live only half a year plus one day (to satisfy residency requirements)
2. ‘Free’ education & medicare …just as long as you don’t have to cough up Taxes
3. Live in a totally insular community & petition the CBC to broadcast in Chinese
4. Place where opportunistic politicians come carpet bagging to your community

11. Tears come to your eyes, when

1. You file your income tax return
2. You croak along to our National Anthem, O’ Canada
3. You find out your neighbour has a more expensive car than you

12. You spend Quality time

1. Making obvious, your brand name (but counterfeit) handbag
2. Trying to impress your friends with the Art of reverse bragging
3. Trying to posture your face with Politicians onto Photo Ops
4. Any or all of the above

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